Wednesday, October 28, 2009

First Annual Winter War: Kill Those Damned Lawyer First

Those Damned Lawyers invite you to an afternoon of Winter Paintball: Kill Those Damned Lawyers, First Annual Winter War, 2010. The Winter War shall kick off with the invasion of SplatTag |Directions|at 1300 hours on Saturday, January 2, 2010.

Participants must bring a red or blue armband. Lawyers should bring red armbands and non-lawyers should wear blue armbands. Anyone not wearing an arm band shall be shot on sight.

We encourage participants to bring their own mask, snow camo, and body armor.

Be supplied for a four hour forced march through enemy territory. Conditions will be frigid and treacherous.

Safety Neal shall make a reservation with SplatTag. Reservations can be cancelled on 24 hours notice in case of national attack or everyone pussies out.

If there's a blizzard bring your cross country skis and we can play "Defend Finland 1939".

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