Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Safety Tips, Summer 2005

201. Don't get so drunk you can't walk.

202. Don't drive drunk.

203. Try to stay off the roads immediately after the bars close. The number of people driving under the influence immediately after the bars close skyrockets for at least an hour. Check with your local barkeep if you don't know when bars close in your area.

204. Don't fight with the bouncers.

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