Thursday, May 12, 2005

Jesus the Diet

Christians are so funny. And apparently so fat. Now they are asking What Would Jesus Eat?

Marie Griffith, a professor of religion at Princeton University, said: "The negative part [about religion-based diets] is that people feel they have failed God if they don't lose weight." |Link|
Too funny, I couldn't make this stuff up. But I still want to know who Jesus would bomb, the Iraqis or the Iranians? Maybe he'd split the difference and bomb them on alternate days.

2 comments:

Bellman said...

Not on Saturday's, though. That's the sabbat, and he's a Jew.

Safety Neal said...

Glad to see you've overcome your dislike of Blogger comments. Now if I could just raise Daily Soy from the dead...